Friday, April 1, 2011

Bandaids, pencils, toothpaste, eyelasher curler....what next?!?

These a few of the recent developments of things that just do not sit right with me now!  Okay, bandaids haven't sat right with me for a while.  Even when I would put a latex free bandaid I would still have a reaction.  I came to the conclusion that I was allergic to the adhesive.  I could never not have a bandaid handy though.  For one, I am a huge klutz.  I remember not too long ago when I was at a friends house cutting some watermelon.  I may or may not have been drinking at the time of the slicing... Either way, I was chopping up the watermelon and my hand got in the way.  I had a small cut on the palm of my hand from the tip of the knife.  The watermelon, however, looked like it had been murdered.  This is common for me.  I bleed...a lot!  I tried to stop it with a couple of paper towels, but after a half hour, this wasn't working and we needed to head out.  So, I settled with a latex ridden bandaid or 4!  Now, I learn that not only am I allergic to latex/rubber, but the adhesive, of course that is made from CORN!  I mean, really, why wouldn't it be? 

I joined a forum for those allergic to corn last week (it took me almost 3 entire days obsessing over it to find one).  I asked them about the bandaid issue.  I guess I am supposed to visit my Amish roots (I don't really have Amish roots, but the town I grew up in was Amish ridden) and tie pieces of fabric around my appendages until the bleeding stops.  Again, I would like to thank the American government for "enriching" my life and my flour and my pencils and toothpaste....

Which brings me to pencils.  I used a normal #2 pencil for a second or two today while making changes to my schedule.  Since I was making changes to the schedule I was also using the rubber eraser.  Yes, rubber eraser, of course, I should have realized.  The pencil though?!?!?  What if I needed to take my SAT's....how would I manage?!?  I was burned by the pencil.  Who gets chemical burn from a #2 pencil?  Oh, that's right, I do... go ahead corn, sneak into something else simple...

Oh yes, you have!  This brings me to my toothpaste.  Nothing with a corn allergy can be as simple as it once was.  I had to switch toothpastes and I really really am pretty anal about my toothpaste.  I was not thrilled to find one of those fancy corn hiding words located in my toothpaste.  This could explain my swollen gums and sensitive teeth though.  So, I changed my toothpaste.  I dread brushing my teeth, they do not feel fresh!  I can't even go organic because there are usually cranberries in that....Who complains this much about toothpaste? 

Just when I thought there was a constant in my life, I realize in my paperwork of allergens, they have my eyelash curler mentioned.  Of course, rubber you are not my friend.  Are there all plastic/metal eyelash curlers?  I am afraid to research what minerals are in my bare minerals make up.  I don't want corn invading that too.  I am cool with whale blubber in my lipstick, I do live in Alaska after all and people eat that!  I am not cool with corn in my foundation though.

Tomorrow makes one week allergen free, let's see what that brings!

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